(Source: donotcockblock, via meganmurphy)
Dudes, Relax: The Rise Of Women Does Not Mean the Fall of Men -
“Some ladies are making fun of you on the TV? Well, at least they’re not legislating your genitals, and talking to you like you’re a baby, and passing you over for promotions, and treating you like sexy livestock, and taking you less seriously by default without even thinking about it. Men have regarded women (uppity women, anyway) with contempt for generations. Dishing it out, meet taking it.”
Seriously, folks. As an apparently uppity woman — a woman who was told by a colleague that I should stop knowing so much because it made him feel bad — I found myself nodding so hard as I read this, I thought my head was going to fall off.
Also, dudes: If I’m staring at you with contempt, it’s probably for using Fifty Shades Of I Won’t Be Reading That Poorly Written Bullshit as some sort of cultural sexual standard bearer. Disappointing.
Will miss this one. Best part of the summer.
Motorcycle dates. Everything.
Hands down the most bizarre message I’ve ever received.
So I should write back, right?
(Source: noir-fleur-de-nuit, via her-master)
Honestly I have the best memoir titles.
Foreword by Mitchell Goldstein.
HowAboutWe Date Reporters: Some choice selections from over the weekend: -
1/ “Hello there hows ur night going in hot LA”
2/ “Hi gorgeous how are you”
3/ “Wow you’re adorable. I’d love to come over and hangout with you.
4/ “You seem so nice, and although I’m new here and haven’t really filled out anything (managed a pic), I would…
New Blind Leading the Blind!